Well, Bill has surpassed himself this week for a reason we can only guess at he decided to eat the middle of our lino flooring in the utility room. We imagine there must have been something sticky on there, and his vigorous licking turned into something more 'claw-ry'... but who knows? The end result is we've had to cover it up with a mat for now, before he eats the whole floor, and look at the cost of getting a new one... unimpressed r us.
Then last night to top off his naughty few days we had all the neighbours round for dinner and he was beautifully behaved all night, we put away most of the food out of reach (or so we thought) and went upstairs to get the kids to bed... all was quiet downstairs which is always suspicious. The sight of Bill with ALL FOUR legs on our dining table eating the leftovers of cheese and coleslaw was both hilarious, incredible and blood boiling.
Tonight within three seconds of completing his own dinner, he'd grabbed the leftover jacket potatoes (2) from the worktop, for a dog that failed the Guide Dog training for 'Low Drive' he can move when he wants to!
We love Bill, but he drives us crazy - bit like the kids I suppose.