This week's list

Bill hasn't done himself any favours this week, and the list is an idea of how bizarre his chewing fetish has become, I suspect mainly because we have got better at putting obviously interesting things away, so he is only left with the weird and wonderful.

This week, Bill has managed to destroy:

• Two novels
• Sand bucket and spade
• Pizza delivery box
• Radiator grille
• Princess hair grip
• Are we still counting the footballs?
• Kids drinking cup
• Did I mention the books...

So, we're back to the pet shop tomorrow to investigate yet more toys - he will soon have more than the children.

It's all worth it to keep him interested but mainly to keep him safe. The above doesn't include all the actually edible things he's eaten which are beginning to seem quite normal.