Butter wouldn't melt...

Before you all coo and say how cute Bill is - you need to know that he has just eaten TWO of my books - one I had just finished and one I had just started... If you know me you'll  know how really p****d off I am. I can't get a copy from the library as they don't have any, so I've emailed the wonderful New Books Magazine, to see if they have any left in their office.

The books weren't left anywhere tantalizing, and I'm now very cross. I have a photo of the 'evidence' but it's not so nice as this one of our lovely, but deeply frustrating dog.